Peggy N: Single-minded and certain in her pursuit of evil

Amusing profile in the UK's Spectator on Peggy "Character King" Noonan. Best part:

I would like to live inside Peggy Noonan’s mind for a while. It would be a calming, well-ordered sort of place, with rooms full of good things like home cooking, churchgoing and plain-speaking. A dank basement, with a door marked ‘To Be Nuked’ would contain many writhing evil things in turbans. An iron maiden would be set aside especially for Bill and Hillary Clinton.

I guess, in some sense, it's good that ol' Peg found the war, cause she has somewhat abated her fawning over Rappin' Ronny. Her hysterical rants are almost as far out as those of my already proclaimed future wife, Ann Coulter (btw, Slander is out; she's exchanged some barbs with Katie Couric on Today and will be all over the media for the next few days).

Actually, now that I think of it, it'd be kinda fun to set up a battle royale for the title of "most wacked out right wing female". We could also invite Michelle Malkin, Debbie Schlussel, and Mona Charen to duke it out. The proceeds raised could be used to augment the budgets of right-wing think tanks even more. Just think of the possibilities...